Monday, August 06, 2007
alamak! see what MS CHONG SHUTING has received!
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Sim Lawyers Pte Ltd
23 Integrity Road
Righteous Building
#100-888
(S)100888
Attention: MS CHONG SHUTING
Dear MS CHONG SHUTING,
RE: Court Session
This letter is sent as a final reminder to you. You are due to appear in a court on 5-8-07 due to violations of MANY clauses in which u failed to do so and also actually requested for explanations regarding this. You have been sent a letter dated 30-2-07 to request for ur attendance in court but you said that the reminder came on the day itself which is absolute rubbish. Details have also been included in your letter but u said that u dont know all abt it. You are a high risk criminal and therefore the court session is to be held on Sunday, where abt 1000 police will be escorting you. You missed the initial session and now another date have been arranged for u. Details are as follow and pls adhere to it accordingly.
Date: 10-8-07
Court: High Court, Court no. 1243652
Time: 6am
You have been charged with the following violations:
1) Posting yr fren's pics on yr blog w/o her permission.
2) For saying that yr fren is stupid, idiotic, brainless woman - simplified term, that is: DEFAMATION.
3) For posting the animals' pics w/o their permission. (you argued that you've alr gotten a verbal consent from them. so prove it on court that u are able to speak in all the animals' languages.
4) For calling me a slow lawyer and saying that i earn nuts and im like a monkey = DEFAMATION.
5) For refusing to allow yr fren to slp (force her to chat with u) even though she has to wake up at 6.30am for sch the nxt day.
6) For asking yr fren to buy lots of things from ebay, when she has no $ at the moment.
7) For offering egg-tarts to yr fren who self-certified herself to be allergic to them.
Pls ask yr representing lawyer to contact me regarding the violations. DO turn up for this time round's session if not you will be charged with another charge which is you 'miao shi fa ting'.
P.S: All evidence has already been gathered from www.futureliesahead.blogspot.com's postings and tagboard messages.
Thank You. Have a great day.
Yours Sincerely,
E.Sim.YL
Lawyer Sim
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Disclaimer: the above chunk of text is for relaxation reading purposes only and is not meant to be for real. Pls do not attempt to rip, tear, cut, copy, paste and use the whole text smewhere else. Your coorperation is much appreciated. Thank You! :)
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its nice to go for lessons that are fun and that you are interested in. time flies terribly quickly that way! im loving it! i must be mad =P
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it happened not for the FIRST time alr and im getting very frustrated and pek chek over it. just STOP IT will u???!!! argh.
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im nervous, coe results coming out! and whether the car plate is bidded successfully.
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ms shoot is so INTERESTED in the gas uncle who appeared in the photo in yest's posting. hahaha. next time he sends gas to my hse i help u ask for his number ok? bwahahah.
oh ya btw, theres an update for the shootford dictionary:
1) spoilk: damaged, or things unable to work.
eg: The lamp spoilk alr! it is not working!
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it took me 20 mins to type this whole post.
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2:29 PM
