i know now is the time where all of us are trying to pull our hair out in frustration, bang our heads onto the wall, or even burn away our notes, textbooks and subject guides (maybe only me la) while preparing for exams which are very round the corner.
to prevent myself (and maybe others too haha) from becoming a botak, i decided to share some tongue-in-cheeks to let everyone loosen up for a moment!
Short jokes (of) Husband and Wife:
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly and backward.
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked: 'Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?'
'Yes, dear' replied the wife, 'but the other two are not'.
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I asked my wife: 'Where do you want to go on our anniversary?'
She said: 'Somewhere I have never been!'
I told her: 'How about the kitchen?'
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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: 'Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?'
The hubby replied: 'Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life'
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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haha! kinda funny right?
anyway, add oil and good luck to everyone who are mugging for their exams (including myself)!
:)
